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About Moose, tents and rifles

By Rod LaHaise

To:               Offroad@off-road.com
Date sent:        Fri, 12 Jul 1996 22:35:14 -0300
From:             Rod LaHaise 
Subject:          Tents and Tanks
Send reply to:    Offroad@off-road.com

At 10:49 AM 7/12/96 +0000, you wrote:
>On 11 Jul 96 at 22:01, Rod LaHaise wrote:
,
>> Wanna hear what happends when a dome tent is tied to the grill 
>> of a Chevy 4X4 at a moose camp???  How about the do's & don't of
>> sleeping under an army tank that's parked on semi-soft ground???
,
>If you write it nice and bloody, I promise to put it up on my 
>homepage. So dip that pencil in blood and start writing.
>Needless to say this invitation goes to all of you....;-))

Well the first one isn't really bloody, we were camped along a remote river in northern Ontario, we had been hunting the river in canoes for a week and had a bull in one marsh answering our calls but he refused to show himself. We decided to stick around for another week but first we had to replenish our food (and alcohol) supply in the nearest town about 75 miles south over some pretty rough logging roads. My buddy Kieth offered to make the trip after dinner with the intention of staying the night in town and calling his office in the morning.

After eating our dinner and telling hunting lies (oops I meant stories) and having a few cold ones I climbed into my tent and immediately fell asleep. Well the previous few days had been extreemly windy and I had tied two of the main guy ropes of my tent to the grill of Kieth's truck to prevent it from blowing away, when he backed out of the camp area he of course floored it and was looking backwards, after dragging me about 30 feet he cut the wheel and I was whipped around at warp 3 over a very nice field of blasted rock while being twisted up inside the tent, the ropes finally broke and ?I was flung into a well positioned tree stump. I survived with one cracked rib and about 6 more bruised up pretty good and my skin was covered with abrasions from the rocks. Kieth saw the tent gone projectile about the time the ropes broke and jumped out of the truck thinking it was only gear in the tent and started screaming about the person who tied a F&^*ing tent to his truck and busted his grill, I only wish I could have seen his face when the reply came from the tattered mess of cloth!

I ended up going to town myself and having my ribs X-rayed and bandaged as well as numerous cuts & scrapes cleaned up, my glasses were broken a $250.00 tent was trashed and I felt like I had been hit by a freight train. I went back to the moose camp figuring I could still hunt but it proved to be impossible to paddle with my damaged ribs so I stayed in camp to cook, two days later while sitting in front of the cook tent drinking a coffee with a large dose of rum for a pain killer I looked up to see a moose about 400 yards away travelling up the logging road towards the camp. I loaded my rifle and waited for it to come in close enough for me to determine if it was legal to take (we had drawn only a bull tag) at about 300 yards my scope revealed small antlers so I nailed him.

Now let me tell you what NOT to do when you have a mashed up set of ribs and a super light magnum rifle that is shooting really heavy bullets that have been handloaded with as much power as the case will take, quite simply DON'T SHOOT IT!!! when I pulled the trigger it was just like I had been kicked in the gut by the whole team of Carlesburg clidesdales and I damn near passed out, I was unable to even climb into the truck to drive over to see if I had missed or not so I just waited for the boys to come in for the day, when they arrived I told my story and after explaining that it wasn't just an excuse for failing to cook dinner they went to look for signs of the bull. It was a yearling and he went about 60 yards and dropped just beside the trail from a well placed heart shot.

>Hey, and I don't want to hear about near escapes....:-))

Well at least the moose didn't escape.

Sleeping under the tank is pretty lame, A friend of mine I worked with in Germany had to help dig another soldiers legs free after he decided it would provide a bit of shade for an afternoon nap during one of the quieter moments of a NATO exercise.

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         Rod LaHaise, cruiser@mi.net   True North TLC,  TLCA # 3926 
       Hoping to get a Cruiser club started here in New Brunswick soon!!
        '80 Toy FJ40, FabTech tub,tilt,warn 6000,32x11.5x15 BFG MT's 
       '86 Toy HJ60, Stock (for now) ,250k miles, wife's daily driver
         (506) 757-8468 | FAX:(506)446-3305 | Cellular:(506)643-0492
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To:               Offroad@off-road.com
Date sent:        Sat, 13 Jul 1996 18:15:39 -0300
From:             Rod LaHaise 
Subject:          Re: Tents and Tanks
Send reply to:    Offroad@off-road.com

At 07:00 PM 7/13/96 +0000, Willem-Jan Markerink wrote:

>Very entertaining Rod, worthy of a place on my homepage! 

>I must admit I had a moose in mind, dragging a tent behind 
>itself while running through the bush....;-))

I could probably come up with a few other interesting things that have happened to me over the years but unfortunately it has very little to do with offroading. Shooting a set of rapids in the dark with a canoe loaded with the hind quarters of a moose, a bear tearing through the wall of our tent trailer and standing on my buddy's legs as he shot it, a grizzly carrying a mule deer a friend shot for 300 yards without the carcass touching the ground and doing a field stitching job on myself after slicing my index finger open to the bone are only a few.

I guess the reason my offroading has been free of these gruesome tales is due to my having learned quite a few lessons the hard way. When on the trails there is very little I won't attempt if I think there is any chance of getting through but at the same time if it looks unnecessarily dangerous to myself my passengers or my sheetmetal I will usually look for a better route or bypass the obstacle.

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         Rod LaHaise, cruiser@mi.net   True North TLC,  TLCA # 3926 
       Hoping to get a Cruiser club started here in New Brunswick soon!!
        '80 Toy FJ40, FabTech tub,tilt,warn 6000,32x11.5x15 BFG MT's 
       '86 Toy HJ60, Stock (for now) ,250k miles, wife's daily driver
         (506) 757-8468 | FAX:(506)446-3305 | Cellular:(506)643-0492
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